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Loic Le Meur got some unbelievable pictures by e-mail. Must see!

Umpf, I’m very very rarely in my English blog, sorry. So I hadn’t the time to change this style like I changed the one of my German blog. I’ll do this, when I finished customizing the theme.
But I’ll be here more often the next days / weeks.

Today we had to create a role playing in the style of ‘Romeo and Juliet’. So we did…

Marcus and Tobi are walking down the street. They’re talking about a girl.

Marcus: Do you know Julia?
Tobi: Which Julia?
Marcus: Julia Martens
Tobi: Oh yes. How sexy she is…
Marcus: Shut up. She’s my girlfriend!
Tobi: No! She’s my girlfriend!
Marcus: Wanna fight to find out this?

The two guys are fighting the whole day. [Philip is the moon and the sun]
Julian and Patrick are passing by.

Patrick/Julian: Stop! Stop! Stop fighting!

Philip’s also getting around and he’s asking: “Why are you fighting?”
Marcus: We are fighting for a girl!
Philip: Hm… Why aren’t you just asking her?

Marcus and Tobi forgive each other and they’ll ask Julia on the next day.

Nice conversation between three boys in the 21th century…

Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.

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